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The plan is to win. If we follow the plan, we cannot lose! STICK TO THE PLAN! It takes guts to be an organ donar! Okay, three, two, one. Let's jam! How I mine for fish!? What is the best smelling ant? A deodor-ant! I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you didn't like it. What makes a classic elevator joke? It has to work on many levels. Shout out to my fingers, I can count on all of them! I don't trust Lady Tanee, she seems kind of shady... What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner! I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y! Can February March? No, but April May! Mt. Mjolnir isn't just funny, it's hill areas! I wish math would grow up and solve its own problems. I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and I eat it! How does a Galapago build his house? Igloos it together! What kind of shoes does Shinobi wear? Sneakers! What does Mistress use to brush her hair? A honeycomb! How do you make a Marse laugh? With ten tickles! Niflheim sure is crowded, people must be dying just to get in. A Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it! Have you heard about the new chocolate violin? It sounds pretty sweet! What did the Peco Peco eat before the race? Nothing, they fast! What do you call a Marc wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated! I used to be a personal trainer, then I gave my too weak notice. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me! I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... I used to play music by ear, but now I use my hands! Intimidating Rogues can copy skills! Dispell? Mo'like I'm aiming DIS SPELL AT YO' FACE! Did the Sage ask for Power Cord or Power Chord? What do you call a party organized by a minstrel? A clown fiesta! I'm pretty sure k'thx is elvish for asshole. Super Novices! Thats it. Thats the joke. Do not skip class for Ragnarok! - GOD-POING Lord Knights are balanced! Paladins are balanced! High Wizards are balanced! Scholars are balanced! Snipers are balanced! Mastersmiths are balanced! Biochemists are balanced! Assassin Crosses are balanced! Stalkers are balanced! High Priests are balanced! Champions are balanced! I peaked on Mt. Mjolnir, my career has been downhill from there! Despite its name, Drops never drops its card for me! I heard zeny talks, but all mine says is goodbye. Why do Hornets hum? They can't remember the lyrics! People are shocked to learn I'm a terrible electrician... Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize! Well, to be Frank with you, I'd need to change my name! What if there were no hypothetical questions? Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop? A rideword jumped me yesterday and I only have my shelf to blame! What do you call it when a bunch of Chocos starts a company? Monkey Business! I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you didn't like it! Finding Mistress has always bugged me... Who helps Maya with her taxes? An account-ant! What do you call an undercover Argos? A spy-der! The hunt for a Tharafrog Card is truly ribbeting! Yesterday a Minstrel held the door open for me, it was such a nice jester! Exploring Clock Tower is too time consuming! Sometimes I want to level in Clock Tower, but then I realize its a waste of time! 6:30 PM is the best time to explore Clock Tower, hands down! I sued the Airship for losing my luggage. I lost my case! I hear Thieves are constantly takings things for their kleptomania ... wait. The Paper is tearable, and so are my jokes! Jokes about Bayalan are Kraken me up! Did you hear about the Mobster who stole a calendar? He got twelve months! So what if I don't know what Ragnarok is? It's not the end of the world! No one will let me borrow their Aster or Crab Cards. They're so Shellfish! How much does Drake pay for corn? A buccaneer! Why didn't the Skeleton go trick or treating? Because he had no body to go with! KAME! HAME! HA! Oh wait, wrong game... What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing. I've just finished a song about tortillas. Actually, its more of a rap! If Maya becomes poisoned, is she Maya Purple? I'm the one that put the arrows in the Old Blue Box! They've returned! Legend of the 5th Artificial Smokie! How am I so cool? I have many fans! Move you cart, Push Cart please! Ambernite vs Mammonite! One Hand Quicken! WAIT WHAT!? SINCE WHEN!? There's nothing else I can do... time to release Mistress. Sasquatch Hydra! Target Lock. Sidewinder Go! Ah, Dark Lord is so freakin' stoopid... Baffled? Baffled by Baphoment! Dark Lord looks like me after four beers... The best solution to Mistress is alcohol! Rocker! Let's make music together for all of Rune Migard! I'm getting frostbite over here! Ooh! Tristan! Yaee, Geffenia! By the power of Lutie, I shower the with ice! Poring.. Poporing.. Then the next is Popopoporing!? Ribbit Ribbit~ Sasquatch is really Hydra. I made a mocking hood! It's the fink Dark Lord! Hollgrehenn!! Be good to me! Hollgrehenn!! Don't break my sword! Please?! Hollgrehenn!! You dunno what you're doing! Do you!? I don't think I'll be able to live long, because I'm too cute... Jelly~ Jelly~ Jellopy~ Why am I so popular? Even monsters come to me! Who is the hero of good fortune to receive my kiss of love? You there! You are qualified to recieve my love! I know everything! I know that you like me! Ra, ra, ra, Mandragora! ... I'm hungry. Fire Bolt! Lightening Bolt! Cold Bolt! 220 Bolts!? Quagmire? Gagmire! A long time ago, I was an Archer! Scary huh!? My skill is Lame! Why, you ask? Because I'm Lame. Andre, Piere, Deniro's Mom... is Maya... I'm correct, aren't I? Andre?! Antonio! What is your true identity!? The Knight with a lot of strength, the Ambernite! Zealotus... Ah, I'm in love with you! Frost Nova !! Sonic Blow !! Why am I saying this!? Sting, let's live together. Orc Lord of Vermillion!! Boys are... Arrow Shower!